#there was a chat with lucifer where he was straight up like. 'you dont know the rules

[pandora-whowalksbetween]

WHY DOES THIS GAME INSIST ON TRYING TO TEACH PANDORA TO PLAY CHESS!!!!!

[666writingcafe]

The Next Day

A Group Chat Between Levi, Diavolo, and MC

Levi: HELP ME!!!!!!!

Diavolo: What's the matter?

MC: ^

Levi: If I hear, "Levi, would you tell so-and-so...." one more time, I'm going to scream!!!!!!

Diavolo: *laughing emoji*

MC: *glaring sticker*

MC: Should you REALLY be laughing about this?

Levi: ^

Diavolo: I apologize. It just sounds like something straight out of a comedy sketch.

Diavolo: They're talking to someone who's literally right there in front of them, but they're funneling everything through you.

Levi: Well, could you DO something about it?!

Diavolo: Of course. After all, rehearsals aren't going to go very well if they won't even speak to each other.

MC: Simeon - "Oh dear."

Levi: You're with Simeon???

MC: Yeah. I'm usually at Purgatory Hall on Thursdays.

MC: Luke - "We MUST do something! Immediately!"

MC: Simeon - "I admire your dedication and commitment, Luke. You really are a good angel."

Levi: And he isn't??????

Diavolo: *side eye emoji*

Levi: *side eye emoji*?

Diavolo: Later.

Levi: Okay.....

MC: Luke has an idea. I'm handing my phone to him so that he can type.

MC (Luke): in the celestial realm we have this program called project friendship

MC (Luke): we have it for angels who dont get along

MC (Luke): in order to make up with someone, you have to be willing to listen to them and accept their point of view

MC (Luke): project friendship creates a space for that to happen

MC (Luke): the program lasts for three days and two nights and everyone has to stick to the system no exceptions

Levi: My brothers would HATE the idea of Project Friendship.

Levi: Let's do it.

Diavolo: Would this happen at the castle?

MC: Luke's nodding his head.

MC: He, Simeon, and Solomon have volunteered to participate.

Diavolo: Barbatos and I will join as well.

MC: So that makes thirteen of us in total.

MC: Luke says that we should have 5 groups of two and 1 group of three.

MC: Simeon has dibs on Lucifer.

Diavolo: That should be interesting. They haven't spent any time together since before Lucifer fell.

Levi: I can do the group of three. Me, Mammon, and Solomon?

MC: Solomon - "Why me?"

Levi: Being with Mammon will be more tolerable with him around. Plus, I don't think he and Mammon are that close.

Diavolo: Given that this will probably get chaotic at least once, I need to continue keeping an eye on MC to make sure they don't get overwhelmed or worse.

MC: *side eye emoji*

MC: *smirking emoji*

MC: *emoji of sweat droplets*

MC: Ignore that. Solomon snatched my phone away from me.

MC: Anyway, Luke says that he'll bunk with Belphie because he's the least intimidating out of the brothers.

Levi: Satan and Beel would make an interesting pair. You know, brain versus brawn.

MC: Which leaves Asmo and Barbatos.

Diavolo: I will definitely have to apologize to Barbatos after this. He does NOT like Asmo one bit.

Levi: Really?

MC: ^

Diavolo: There's been a few times where Asmo got so drunk that he started flirting with Barbatos and trying to get him to sleep with him.

Diavolo: You didn't hear that from me, though.

[with-love-from-hell]

I HOPE I GET THE LAST ONE....OMG SO TENSE 😱😱😱

I would like I with Simeon!!! Angst with a hopeful end mayhaps?!

I  》  Insidious

A feeling proceeding in a gradual, subtle way, but with harmful effects.

1k event Masterlist

Genre: Angst, Drabble

Written for GN!Mc (they/them)

WC: ~615

CW: mentions of blasphemy and strict Christian-centric ideology, religious trauma, nightmares, intrusive memories/flashbacks, Simeon takes “sleeping pills”, this could be seen as a continuation of the other Simeon one I did in this event!

Simeon sat straight up in bed with a start, his body caked in sweat. His breathing was rapid and shuddered as he tried desperately to escape the visions that had plagued his slumber for the past month. There wasn’t a moment of respite, at least...not since he began developing feelings for a human. 

It was as if history was doomed to repeat itself- first Lilith, and now him. Try as he might, the images and thoughts of them wouldn’t leave his mind. It started slow- to where he had barely even noticed- but after Solomon pointed out the sparkling look in his eyes and the awkwardness of his demeanor when they were near, he began to realize just how captivated he was by them. 

Simeon staggered out of bed, trying to make his way to the bathroom through his sleep-filled eyes. Another restless night meant bad marks on exams, and he would sooner perish if he couldnt uphold the Celestial realm’s pristine image. He popped a few of the remaining sleeping medications left in the medicine cabinet, pausing only to look at his gaunt reflection in the mirror. 

What have you done? 

Simeon tried to shake Lucifer’s voice out of his head, pleading with his brain to stop the memories from playing. 

Lilith, your behavior is absolutely profane. To give a human the fruit of life? Have you lost your mind?!

Simeon sank to the floor, curling in on himself as the inescapable memories of that night began to play in real time. It was if he was back there, listening in on the argument Lucifer had with Lilith shortly before the war. 

You wouldn’t understand, Luci. You’ve never known love like this- How could you? All you focus on is appeasing your father day in and day out. 

Our father, Lilith. 

No! No father of mine would sit idly by while the creatures he claims to love devour themselves. You’ve even seen the demons for who they are- we’ve been lied to about everything and you know it! 

Lilith...Even if I wanted to, Father has too much control. there’s nothing we can- 

Please, Lucifer...Listen to what your heart is telling you...You know what’s right. We need to leave. All of us.

Simeon’s eyes burned with tears as he watched his dream-like self walk away from the place where he had been listening in on their conversation, heading straight to Michael’s office to report her sin. At the time, he thought he was helping her- that she would be simply punished and reform her ways. 

He didn’t think Michael would have actually killed her, nor would he have expected the brothers to turn against them. Now though...now he understood what Lilith had meant by the lies; the manipulation; the control. He hated how the Celestial Realm denied the possibility of love between the realms. He wished he would have had the insight at the time to join the brothers in their fall, but he couldn’t help but feel that now, it was far too late for him. 

After what seemed like an eternity, the memory finally faded into the recesses of his mind. He slowly walked to his room, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. To his surprise, his phone was blinking with a notification. He hurriedly opened his messages, seeing Mc had sent him something only a couple minutes ago

Mc: Hey Simeon. I just woke up from a nightmare...can you talk now? I dont want to be alone...

Simeon smiled to himself. He would like nothing more than to chat with them now. Perhaps they could calm his worry, and remind him that he is truly not alone.

and neither were they.

[c4-weeb]

Obey me boy head cannons!

Skater!Mc x the demon boys + undateables!

Alright so background! Human mc had invited one of the boys to go to a skating rink with her in the human world, since she is one of the main racers and a very frequent attendee at the place since she was 10. She knows the regular skaters and owners pretty well. Shes held with high respect there and is pretty talented. She has skate races and a whole team of great skaters, so what happens when one day she invites one of the boys to go on a date/ support her during a competitive roller derby? Also please do keep in mind I'm taking inspiration off the monster high roller derby cause that race was pretty cool and difficult to do so make it more modernized and human. You know... no swinging axes or kraken's trying to grab you as you skate. Though in reality that sounds like something Diavolo would put together for devildom roller derby's...

Lucifer

When he heard you beg him to come support you for your first race back in the human world he was a little taken aback. A roller derby? Him? I mean he wasn't going to be the loudest but he did find the thought of watching them succeed and wanting his praise amusing nonetheless....

....in reality he missed the Mc dearly and would appreciate the time with them, but he'd never say so out loud.

When you looked up to him from the stands he smirked at you, the pressure was on... that smirk was the one of judgement and "let's see how you do" which wracked your nerves with enough anxiety that it helped fuel the fire to make sure you succeeded.

When the Mc took off, being shoved by people bigger than her on each side, he was surprised when you fell back and the two idiots collided and she hopped over with ease and sped towards the front with amazing speed.

When The Mc and their team won, she came speeding to him and hugged him from behind and thanked him.

Later he took you out to eat in congratulations, the smile on your face from getting praise and food? All the stress from the day was relieved by that small gesture.

"I dont know why I thought I had finally found out everything I could about you, yet you just keep surprising me...."

Mammon

When the you asked for his support during a casual race at your local skating rink, with just your team mates going against eachother in a regular speed skate with a few obstacles, he wasnt so interested, saying he wants money in return for his support, when in reality he would have went anyways. But when you told him that since it was a casual race, people could bet on the racers, he agreed so fast and even begged to be summoned right then and there.

Expect him to be screaming at the top of his lungs for you to win

Isnt against calling you baby this loud in public

May or may not have tried climbing the fence when you got pushed

Definitely bet on you, and a huge sum of money too. So much faith 😭❤

Once you've won expect him to come flying at you, poor baby forgot you where on skates tho so you'd end up falling backwards to your friends amusement of your cuddly demon.

Tried threatening the owners to do another race so he could get money and failed

Sulked till you dragged him by the hand to skate in the neon lights since most people left it was just you two

Later he would drag you to either go to bet on races with him to gain more money or go to shower you in gifts, really depended on how well you could convince him to not go gambling, which had a 50/50 success rate.

"If I'm not going to get more money I might as well shower you in what I have, make you the prettiest gem for the whole world to see!" "Mammon you only won 200 dollars not a mil-" "sh, sh, shhhhh, shhh, no arguing! The Great Mammon is going to treat his treasure right tonight, ya' hear!?"

Leviathan

Now getting this otaku outta his room was an absolute struggle. So like a cat trapping their preh, you had to summon him to your house and put a blindfold on him for a special surprise.

Dragged his unsocial ass to the car and road down to the skate rink and took off his blind fold once you both got inside.

It took a lot of coaxing, but you finally got him to calm down enough to get a pair of skates.

If your skater friends said hi to him he'd hide by your arm like a scared 5 year old

The jealousy he felt of everyone in the room was unbelievable, because the poor boy has no balance for skating. On wheels or ice, his body just refuses.

You offered to help him learn and the poor boys face was fuming red, thankfully the neon lights and darkness hid it well.

He held onto your hand for balance throughout the whole date, only stopping to eat some pizza and play some arcade games.

After a few hours you headed back to your house to binge some Starwars, wanting to watch something different with him.....which eventually led to the both of you getting bored and going back to the new ruri-chan movie you guys binged countless amount of times on the phone together.

"H-hey! Hold on you're going t-too fast! No now you're so close I-....um... ack everyone can see us...so many people... but its worth it to show that your mine!"

Satan

Now Satan isnt much of a skater, nor a loud supporter, but with enough coaxing you finally got him to at least try and relax with you, doing a nice small couple's night at the skate rink

Really wanted to try human customs with you so there was little resistance

He would hold their hand as you'd skate

Even think of skating away from him and he will chase after you

This man's rage in his bones makes him a natural speed skater

Will tickle you when he catches you, starts a very one sided tickle war tho

If you wanna sit down, it's going to be in his lap, no rejections.

Will find it adorable if your friends make fun of how blushy you're getting as you hide in his chest

"Come now kitten, dont run away or I'm going to tickle you so hard that your face will hurt too much to smile at anyone else but me"

Asmodeus

This sweet baby was already dragging you to your room to glamor you up before the race.

Honey no need to say anything, he will make you the most gorgeous skater just tell him the vibes you wanna give off and he will hit the nail straight on the head and match your aesthetic.

Best expect victory photos.

Will record your victory and show it off to the group chat with the brothers.

Absolutely head over heels for you, hanging off your body in a hug and then going for a really close skate together

Might try to convince you to have some celebratory seggs but will 100% be making it known how much you excited him.

"Sweetheart look at all the likes our photos are getting! Everyone's congratulating you! Awe look at how viral my baby is! That was a VERY thrilling experience watching you, and you do need to take care of that body....shall we take this home and undress you so I can congratulate you the right way~♡?"

Beezlebub

Immediately agreed when you brought it up that you wanted to bring him to the skate rink, someplace you enjoyed going.

He knew skating was like a work out but was worried about finding skates his size there so he brought his own customized skates.

You better have snacks cause baby is gonna be starving.

Thankfully since you also work there and know the owners, you where allowed to hop over and take his order, putting it on your tab. 4 pizzas 2 Turkey legs 7 hotdogs and a pint of water (remember to stay hydrated)

If you bumped into a few of your friends and he WILL get along with them. He wants to be apart of your life, all of it, so he'll make it a point to get along with everyone in it for your sake.

If you ever look like you're going to fall he will be so close behind you it would be like slipping and falling back onto a brick wall who grabs you before you hit the floor.

If you fall forward he will grab your shirt but try not to choke you in the process

(If you do choke poor baby with be hugging you apologizing profusely)

You two try racing eachother but no matter what you dont win cause hes just too fast

Finds you challenging him over and over endearing and adorable.

"You're so adorable when you're chasing after me trying to win, but I'm hungry now...can we go eat again?"

Belphegor

Will complain once you ask him to go skating for date night in the human world

Wont stop till he finds out it has a sunroof along with the neon lights so he can look at the stars while skating with you.

Will only skate for an hour or two then passes out on your lap

Will not help at all when you fall, just laughs cause he is probably the reason you fell in the first place.

When hes skating he will take your hand in his the whole time and sorta lean on your shoulder while skating from behind you.

You two will stop periodically to sit at the small felt covered benches in the rink to look up at the stars (may or may not fall asleep on your shoulder so you're stuck there with him sleeping for 20 minutes)

You will be the last ones out

Must grab some food for Beel cause belphie promised to bring him home food.

Skating (more like you dragging him by the hand while hes in skates)back to your place and looking at the stars together at like 3am

Wont go back till he can officially cuddle you till the morning and leaves at 11am

"Hey look...theres Ursa major...*yawn* come on let's sit down again, I'm tired..."

Luke (only as siblings you take him skating)

Doesnt know how to skate

You end up teaching him and hes the happiest little boy ever.

If you take him to a race he'll be all worried that you got a scratch and starts to get protective over you when the person who pushed you comes near

Definitely eating cotton candy

Playing claw machines and you win him a stuffed piggy and he holds it near and dear to his heart cause it's from you

"Mc! Mc! Look I'm doing it! I'm skating! Sir oinkers and me are skating together! Thank you so much haha!"

Simeon

Happily joins to cheer you on during your races everytime. Got a race? Simeon will be there.

If you dont win he will comfort you and make the best of the situation by taking you to the food bar till it turns to a free skate again.

If you're injured he will pamper you and be ready with his first aid. Little angel kisses on every scrap and bruise.

So many forehead kisses of encouragement and praise 🥺😭

Can speed skate, so if you want to practice he'll help but if you want to relax he'll do that too.

Inlines? Regular skates? No matter what hes great at them.

Somehow he has great luck and every stuffie you showed interest in or every candy or prize there was that you would even look at, he would win on the first try.

"Dont worry! I'll carry it all. You just relax alright? You got pretty bruised from that fall."

Barbatos

Getting this man to stop working and go on a date will need a ton of patience, even Lord Diavolo has to convince him the little d's will do their jobs right while hes away.

Will take care of every scrape and bruise you get.

Man has glowsticks prepared to cheer you on

When it turns back to a free skate he will try his best to impress you and teach you little tricks he's picked up in his many years.

You try to convince him to eat some of the food there and he will politely decline and proceed to take you out to a nice fancy, but quaint restaurant.

"You were really quick to dodge them back there, yet you still got a few bruises, truly amazing for humans to get to that speed and dodge so fast. You're really a fascinating one arent you?"

Lord Diavolo

This man.... he made SIGNS

WILL be hollering when you win

The loudest in the stands

Glowsticks, glowing necklaces, bracelets, man is even wearing a glowing necklace around his head for you, glowing head to toe

So happy and proud 🥺😭❤

Definitely brought barbatos to help hold up the glittery signs him and the little d's made

Barbatos will leave with the signs after congratulating you and leaving you two to your date.

He will be a little off balanced when first skating cause the man went straight for the inlines 😂

Will be smiling the whole time, nothing can or will ruin it.

Absolutely in love with the skate rink because of you and even wants to add a few to the devildom so they can hold tournaments like the one you where in

Can get sad if he cant get you a stuffed animal while you're in the bathroom so he summons Barbatos again to help him while you're away.

Sends Barbatos away so you wont know he helped him get the prizes

Ends up getting you 6 stuffies and a phone case that doesnt fit your phone but it's the thought that counts right?

You win him a medium sized dragon from the claw machine and he sleeps with it every night and loves it like it's your guy's kid.

If he meets your friends he will find out just how much you've missed him as you get embarrassed, makes a mental note to see you once a week after that encounter.

Will eat 2 Turkey legs as you eat a slice of pizza and share a pitcher of soda with him

(He makes a mess of his face so you clean it off for him)

Will not want to leave and go back to the devildom so he'll insist on staying the rest of the night and walks you home

Will. NOT. LEAVEEEE! Master of excuses for why he should stay.

"But I dont want to leave! Theres still so much to do!" "Can I at least see your house?" "I wont leave until I see you're safe at home!" "Please can I stay the night, I miss having you wake up in my arms." "I want to see the morning sun rise with you before I go back"

[acheez]

Mammon <3 Gimme your honest opinion on him bitch

My favorite thing about them: his positivity as well as how, despite being a demon, he is the most human out of everyone which brings me a great sentiment of home when i play the game and put myself in MC shoes. Also they way he just likes to play it cool, it shows that he is an idiot and I have a soft spot for idiots, emotional incompetence for the win

My least favorite thing about them: his sin. He is a demon and yes, the way is portrayed in such way that he doesnt loose all due to gambling and excessive spending. at the end of the day he still has a roof, but when you put it in normal, human exchange aspect it just- reverse hercules people go from hero to zero so fast due to greed and it triggers me a but how much he spends bye

My favorite canon relationship: him and asmodeus. I dont like asmodeus as much (common topic in this blog) but i like the brotherly confidence between them as well as the TEAM PARTYYYYY!!! chats

also lucifer and mammon dynamic is so much fun. there's this chat where mammon wanted to shield belphie for soemthing he did and lucifer response to simeon was priceless

My favorite non-canon relationship: i- dont know BYE

The sexuality I headcanon for them: bisexual disaster with a terrible sense of fashion so people think he's straight but turns out, people say he's gay due to his clothing style

What I’d do if I could spend the day with them: I would like to just, lay in bed or maybe driving and listen to everything he has to say. he is living a long life, therefore, there must be amazing stories for him to tell and I would love to just see how his face light up with the memories of past events

Random fact about them I like: that he is the only one who didnt tried to kill MC, that means he can control his sin and also this devilgram story where he leaves home due to his brothes insults and just makes me cry how much he loves them and cares for their opinion to the extent of just- leaving if he sense hes being a burden to them

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[coconut-tree-cafe]

Hi 💕 if its not a problem, can i ask for headcanons of how the brothers would react to a very affectionate mc, like the type of affectionate that doest have any shyness in koala hug them, pleas? (Of course if you dont want to its totally fine ❤ keep being amazing)

Aw, this is so sweet and so wholesome, very fun to write!Got a bit long so I put a cut. You keep being amazing too~!

Lucifer

Lucifer is rather stiff but he’s calm and reacts to your touches, hugs and attention with hesitant grace

He heard that humans could be touchy with each other, very social creatures physically

But he never expected you to be so… much

You meeting his handshake with a hug, crack

You hanging onto his arm as he walks with you, crack

You sending him frilly good morning and good night texts everyday, crack

Crack goes his hard and serious exterior

He loves you and he can’t help it. Your brightness, your life is so warm and welcoming and he didn’t know how badly he wanted such unyielding and simple love

He finds himself with his head in his hands at his desk wistfully thinking about you and how warm and soft you are

He is however, still embarrassed of course. He flinches every time you touch him, but he never stops you.

Simply clearing his throat and allowing you to continue with a calm indignant look. He is pleased with it, however.

As he gets to know you he gives you a warm smile and returns your affection with a pat on the head.

Mammon

Mammon is a lot of bark

And your affection goes straight up to his head

He’s always either commenting on your touches loudly “Human! You’re clinging to me, again! I didn’t say let go, jeez dummy!” “H-heh! O-of course you want to give me a hug, who wouldn’t!”

Talks a lot of big talk even though he’s a blushing and stuttering mess

But, of course he loves it. He’s a really clingy guy himself. Loves holding your hand, loves when you hug him out of nowhere, loves when you shower him in attention. 

He’s very much like you, wants to text all the time. But when you give him this much attention he easily gets spoiled. 

If you forget to give him a hello hug he’s pouty, with his arms crossed and his lip pursed. 

Give him one later and he will say “A-about time you gave the great Mammon the attention he deserves!” Then squeezes you tightly back. Oh, Mammon…

Leviathan

*short circuits* *blue screening* *system overload*

He is a MESS

At first, he’s offended. He thinks you’re teasing him, suspects you of pulling a prank on him and his brothers are in on it, so he lashes out at you somewhat.

Because, he thinks who could ever love on such a gross otaku like him? He doesn’t deserve all this attention, anyways. 

He can’t help but become embarrassed or slightly happy but that dark rock sitting in his stomach keeps telling him over and over that it’s not real, it just can’t be

Please, assure him constantly you are genuine

He will eventually believe you, so just go a bit easier on him until then

After getting past that hurtle with him, he is still a short circuiting mess (in a good way)

You giving him all your attention, taking interest in everything he says and what he likes. Constantly touching him, sitting squished up against him whenever you’re around. It’s an understatement he has a feeling euphoria of which he hasn’t felt never before

He has a hard time showing the affection you give him back to you, so he  plans out in his head for a week a way to give you affection back. 

One day, when he has worked up the nerve he decides he’s going to hold your hand. He stiffly reached for your hand and held it tightly, at arms length, eyes shut tightly. Blushing wildly with his mouth tightly shut, he squints his eyes open to see your reaction.

He is the happiest boy in the world when you gladly accept his hand in yours and get closer to him

Satan

He looks so comfortable with it. He accepts your hugs and attention with ease, or so it seems.

In his head he is screaming, and he can’t think straight. Focuses so hard on keeping his composure

He of course likes it, but when you give him a huge welcome home hug and tell him how much you missed him he calmly is welcomed and says after a moment, “Excuse me, MC.” Then, walks around the corner to squat down and hold his knees in embarrassed excitement, clutching his chest in an effort to calm down.

He doesn’t always match your physical affection, but he is always quick to return all attention right back at you.

If your full attention is on him, his full attention is on you. He wants to match you in every way, he never takes a step before you, but is always there to match pace with you.

Quick to help you study as well. If you just so happen to like sitting closely next to him that’s your prerogative… He doesn’t mind. (he loves it)

Asmodeous

Oh, gosh

You are just the cutest, sweetest little cuddly teddy bear he’s ever met.

He loves you, he tells you over and over how much he loves you and he welcomes each hug and touch with a tight squeeze and a hug.

Spinning you around, rubbing his cheek against yours, squealing in glee… it can get a little excessive

You two giggling like schoolgirls and cuddling and chatting and tickling and playing

He has met his other half, he thinks. He always wants you around, and you are always happy to be around.

You two are a match made in heaven

He always has so much fun with you, because his idea of fun is physical affection 

He was a bit surprised at first, to see how brazen you are with your physical affection especially. But he is quick to accept

And when hugging and touching becomes routine to him, he expects it. 

“Mc, I’m home!” He yells as he walks through the door, arms held out dramatically and expectantly for a hug.

The other brothers… gag a bit

Beelzebub

To be honest, he really doesn’t notice that much at first

But when you see how much he likes food and then proceed to bring him treats and snacks for him every time you see him he QUICKLY notices

He hangs around you a lot, at first for the food but you’re so outwardly nice and kind he begins to not care about the food so much

He loves your hugs, he’s a hugger himself

He sometimes is first to give you hugs, first to sit next to you closely

You two are a cuddly comfy heap a lot of the time

He likes it a lot, but he is a bit slow to respond. Slow to respond to texts and slow to respond to your physical affection.

His heart skips a beat at first, and doesn’t really know why. But, of course he doesn’t mind. He likes being touched quite a bit actually. “You can touch me… I don’t mind…”

Gives the best hugs, if you didn’t hug a lot already you do now just because hugging him feels so good

A little embarrassed at the attention, but likes it nonetheless

Belphegor

He is… annoyed by it honestly

He pushes you off of him, he physically moves you away from him

“Get off me, MC… You’re making me feel stuffy…” He groans. You give him sad puppy eyes and he just doesn’t seem to care.

He is more annoyed than upset with it, though. Like an older sibling is annoyed

You still give him a bunch of attention, care about what he’s doing and again, give him lots of hugs.

But, when you’re gone one day and have been too busy to text him like you usually do, he feels… empty

He wants to not feel this way and he doesn’t understand why and tries to clear his head with a nap

He wakes up and immediately checks his phone, but still no texts from you

“Where is that annoying brat…” He thinks to himself

When you finally come home and give him a hug, he doesn’t resist. He feels so happy and the hug feels so good he doesn’t know why… he wants your hug…? It has always been such a given that he never had time to want them, because they’re always there

He hugs you back a bit before groaning again, “tsk… that’s enough…”

Expect him to be a bit softer now, maybe even coming to sit close enough to be touching you of his own accord?

He invites you to nap with him every now and again, inching closer to you as he sleeps

[dreamychick]

HeadCanon Obey Me

They boys playing Among us

Lucifer

Keeps stock of everyones movements, so you have to keep your lies straight because he will catch you out if you dont. If he notices you were in an area where a body was and didn't report it, hell notice first. First to suspect that a report is a self report, because that's what he does to throw off suspicion. He is also the fastest getting his tasks done.

Mammon

First one voted out almost everytime. He is always Sus. He runs around alot and noone believes he is doing tasks. He tends to run at people, because he believe in safety in numbers, but everyone else thinks that he is chasing them and reports him because he is sus as hell. He trys to argue that hes not, but, just like in real life noone listens to him. So hes ejected.

Levi

First one addicted to the game. Really good at it. Can murder and vent away without being caught like a pro. He can kill several people without getting caught. His problem becomes defending himself in the chat. When he is accused hes easily goaded into getting riled up. So whether he is or isnt the imposter he tends to get ejected at that point.

Satan

Loves being imposter because, hello, wrath and violence. So he loves the straight up murder aspect of it. So he loves running around murdering people. He also takes pleasure in murdering Lucifers little avatar. He cant do it 1st everytime. Otherwise people would know. But its still great. He loves the strategy it takes to win a GOOD game.

Asmo

Has fun playing with his brothers. Not his usual thing. Hes not great at it. Would prefer going out to the club, but if this makes everyone happy, then its fine every once in a while. Is always one of the first killed off because he was looking at his phone instead of the game. Hes an easy target to pick off, but still liles it alot. Usually standing around somewhere. Gets accused of doing fake tasks, but hes just not doing anything.

Beel

Enjoys being a crewmate. He goes off and does his tasks and minds his own business. No shenanigans. No head games. Just goes and does his tasks. Hes trying to be faster then the killers and get his shit done. Tends to protect Belphie more often then not so if Belphie says they were together, beel with vouch for him even if it isnt true. Even if he wants to win, Belphie takes priority.

Belphie

Vents everywhere. Is the master at it. Is to lazy to walk from room to room. So he has the whole layout memorized and knows the fastest way to get to each place and how to get to safety and away from bodies. When he isnt imposter he follows Beel around to keep him safe because he doesnt want to work hard to watch his own back.

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obey me sinblings as volleyball players

i saw this and ive been sitting on the idea for like a while now so might as well get my thoughts out now. check out all of @obaby-obeyme‘s comics theyre so good snsnsfks

Lucifer (S)

perma stressed in practice, not only does he have to juggle his regular work, he has to wrangle all his brothers and keep the order to make sure that it goes smoothly. without everyone goofing off.

i mean,,, coordinating the attacks is a setter’s job. and they get to touch the ball a lot. do u think lucifer would take sets from anyone else? no i think not.

also a really strong server. loud, high velocity, and a nasty spin that makes it go straight to the ground. 

ull never see this man dive after the ball hes the setter yknow so he trusts his team to bring the ball to him with a smooth pass.

ok wait maybe he might trust satan to handle attacks but not always.

there was a game where the opponents had super analyzed lucifer’s strategy and would keep shutting down his sets, while beel was doin p good he didn’t want to overexert him and he started rushing his sets

satan wasn’t having any of it and called lucifer out on it. said that they needed to switch it up.

and boy was the opponent in for a new kind of hell. when you put this boy on the offense-

he’s daring you to try and block him. but face it, you Can’t. this boy is a Monster.

Mammon (L)

uhhh was abt to put him as mb, and go on some spiel where lucifer sets to him a lot bcs mammon has the speed to keep up w his tosses

but thinking abt it more,,, having him as libero makes sense. bcs hes the shortest–*mcshot*

got the best fuggin control. those receives *chefs kiss* perfection. the arc, the parabola HGNNN.

has the speed and agility to go after really far out balls and save them with his leg/foot. has definitely jumped into the crowd/over a barrier for a receive multiple timess.

hes the guy who gets ragged on the most during practices (bcs lucifer wants perfect a-receives like wth lucifer you’ve got like 5 other receivers--) but he also hypes up everyone when team spirit’s are down during a game.

Leviathan (MB)

super analytical of his opponents, can quickly pinpoint weak spots in their defense.

doesn’t get fooled by time delay attacks or pipes.

hes more quiet and sometimes forgets to communicate when hes focusing really hard on the match.

he’s that kind of blocker who makes you feel like you can only spike a certain way in order to not get caught by the block

imagine you’re avoiding his block so you go for a cross court spike but you just spiked it right to mammon. oof.

but he does get p tilted when hes not performing at his best or when he gets tooled (his biggest pet peeve as a blocker because that’s not fair the blockers are there to stop the ball from crossing the net but no apparently you can also use the blockers as a way to score points thats plain unfair.) and can sometimes beat himself up p badly. his bros are there to snap him out of it and focus on the game.

Satan (MB)

during practice (and even during some games) he likes to experiment with different lineups and switch up player positions. as a result hes got p rounded out skills.

i mean,,, it just kinda makes sense. he seems like the kind of player who could easily deduce where the ball’s going to go. the one who times the three-man blocks.

bro he does not hold back at all when he spikes. even if he’ll be blocked. he will try to spike through. and the scary thing is,,, the more worked up he is, the harder his spikes get.

for the most part tho p solid all around, sometimes even sets (when lucifer’s in a bad spot see above) 

that cheeky mb who’d make scathing remarks to the other team if they make rudimentary mistakes. things like calling their blocks a sieve stuff like that.

if u somehow manage to piss him off during a game good luck his spikes are now 10x harder rip to your arms.

Asmodeus (WS)

during practices hes the type of player who would do a spin and a twirl right before serving the ball. does it during practices, has done it during actual matches. 

has a fanclub and they show up during practices and theyre so fuggin noisy--- but he revels in the attention

theres a certain flair and grace in his movements that you just cant help but get drawn in. but oop- dont get distracted bcs oop he was just a decoy and you just look like a fool now.

he doesn’t hit as hard when he spikes. but,,,BUT,,,he tools the blockers. he aims for the sides of their arms to get the ball sucked in or the edges of their fingers to get a wipe and it’s literally so fucking annoying ngghghrh

sometimes, when he’s doing two-man or three-man blocks, he knows he gets targeted as the shorter blocker, so he makes sure to switch with someone taller right at the last second.

also joins satan in playing mind games with the opposing blockers. he’ll act all charming and friendly at first, and then he’ll start roasting their form. but then other times he chats up the opposing players and tries to get their number. 

Beelzebub (WS)

sometimes, when they go on runs, he breaks away from the group w belphie to go stop by somewhere to eat. now lucifer makes them run in the front of the group to keep an eye on them.

strong side hitter. that’s it. he’s their ace.

no block can stop him. lucifer’s strong, but beel has raw brute force thats just a bit stronger

good luck trying to. but you’re just gonna get your arm ripped off.

also a really strong server but doesn’t have as much control as lucifer does.

even in the back, his backrow spikes are still super fucking strong good luck to the opponents.

whenever hes up to serve, he reminds everyone to watch their heads. (mammon didn’t listen and went down one time during a practice game now he makes sure to steer clear of the ball’s path when beel’s up to serve.)

Belphegor (WS)

during practice, you’re hardly ever going to get him to do more than the bare minimum. 

so you know kunimi from haikyuu? that’s exactly his playstyle.

minimal movement, no wasted energy. until the latter half of the game.

oh man, again? he’s going for a third spike a-fucking-gain?

lowkey makes you wanna drop the ball just so this dam rally ends quickly

also does a lot of cheeky dinks over blocks before slamming the ball down and catching the receiver offguard.

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My Favorite Fics Rec List

Supernatural List

Defy Any and All Expectation    by @tenoko1

Chuck's newly released books tell of another war between Heaven and Hell. Team Free Will sets out to try to defy prophecy, only to realize there is a lot more at stake and amiss than the not-quite-accurate words of one Prophet of the Lord.

Along the way, Dean and Cas' relationship continues to evolve into something neither expected or were prepared for, all of their lives transforming in ways no one could have expected.

But with no shortage of cases, monsters, and mayhem, it's going to require the help of new friends and old enemies if they're to have a hope of saving the world one more time.

Alternate Season Six.

I have read this a thousand times it will always be my all time favorite story. Pairing Dean/Castiel, Sarah Blake/ Sam, Lisa Braeden/ Dean, Lucifer/Sam, Becky Rosen/Samandriel . Word:137,688

Ordained by @tenoko1

There’s one born to every generation. Joan of Arc was the first Ordained. The first of the archangel Michael's Chosen bloodline to protect humanity from Hell and monsters during a time when Earth faced unprecedented threat. Fast forward to present. Dean is the current Ordained, complete with costume change and masked allies. Mostly? They're like regular supernatural hunters who spend their nights going after whatever tries to munch on the student populace, and occasionally taking on petty crime to help out the cops. Okay, so maybe juggling double-lives, college, and romance is easier on TV, by a lot, but Dean's determined to have some semblance of a normal life while they can.

Then demons and angels start showing up and it’s up to the masked warriors to stop Hell from literally being unleashed on Earth. This was NOT part of the plan.

She is actually re-writing this story right now. It is going to be longer with more characters and i am so pumped! Pairing Dean/Castiel, Sarah Blake/ Sam, Charlie/Gilda , One sided Sam/Lucifer.  Word:46,182

The Fourth Wall Series By Entanglednow

It's all Sam's fault, really. It had just been research. Then it got way out of hand. Or, in which, fanfiction takes over their lives for better and for worse.

This has to be to me one of the funniest stories ever. I love it.Pairing Dean/Castiel, Sam/Lucifer

Due Cause by  FortinbrasFTW                                      

"This wasn't right. Things like this didn't happen to people. First days were full of training documents and get-to-know-you chats and friendly talks with pleasant secretaries, not super-lawyers in disguise with molesting eye contact assaulting you in elevators. This really really wasn't how this was supposed to go... Maybe it wasn't how it was going. Maybe none of it was really happening to him and in a few minutes they would leave the room and all of this would go away and he'd have his normal, average first day exactly the way he'd wanted it."Sam gets his first job at the law firm of his dreams, which just happens to be the workplace of his law-school idol, who in real life is a good deal more cynical and a great deal more creepy than he might have imagined. Also: Cas runs a snack cart. Also: Dean helps.

Its like the lawyer version of supernatural with less death and more coffee. Pairing Sam/Lucifer, Dean/Castiel, Lilith/Lucifer, Crowley/Gabriel Word:93,407

How I Spent My Summer Vacation (And Other Myths)  by @scarletjedi

For the summer after Junior year, Puck and Kurt are sent to Sioux Falls, Puck to his mother's cousin, Sheriff Mills, as punishment for his stint in Juvie in hopes that she will "set him straight," and Kurt to escape the Hockey Team's violence and to learn to Hunt like his mother from his Uncle Bobby. They meet at Singer Salvage, where they're both surprised, yet very pleased, to find a familiar face. A few days later a black impala drives up with two bloody Winchesters and an injured Angel. Then all Hell breaks loose....

This was a fun story to read and a good crossover.Glee/supernatural.Pairing Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, Kurt/Noah. Word:55,221

Hear Both Sides    by Meh_forget_it

When Sam went to Stanford, he expected to go to classes, probably get a job and possibly miss Dean and be lonely. He didn’t expect to meet Loki and Crowley.

At least he wasn’t lonely.

This is a monster of a fic but its awesome! If you get into it around bedtime don’t expect to sleep. Paring Gabe/Crowley/Sam. Word:118,022

Sleep With A Gun by HollowIsTheWorld

Castiel Novak has been hunting for four years. His little brother, Samandriel, has been with him for half that time. When a job causes them to cross paths with the infamous Winchester brothers and their pet vampire, Samandriel is wary of them and wants to skip town while they can. Castiel, on the other hand, isn’t sure he wants to write them off so quickly.

Samandriel is a sassy emo kid in this and it is my most favorite thing in the whole world. Paring Samandriel/Benny , Dean/Castiel , Gabriel/ Sam. Word:88,634

The Laundromat 'Verse by @ozonecologne

Dean runs a laundromat. The punk kids come to him for all their clothing repair needs.That includes their bad boy ringleader, Castiel. A collection of ficlets.

Ive read this through a couple times now and  i still  love it. Pairing Castiel/Dean. Word:57,557

Where Are We Going From Here  by River_of_Dreams

It starts with a nightmare and an unexpected compliment. It doesn't end there. Lucifer and Michael walk the Earth again, except that this time they don't have an Apocalypse to focus on. Idle hands are the Devil's workshop, they say. What happens when those idle hands belong to the Devil himself?

This ending up being another never sleep story. Like i didnt sleep till i was done reading. Paring Sam/Lucifer.  Word:112,633

How the Other Side Lives by @tenoko1

Maybe God doesn’t always answer prayers, and maybe the Apocalypse nearly happening without him stepping into stop it had been really bad, but it’s becoming clear that things always work out, even if they don’t work out the way you wanted or expected them to, they work out the way you NEEDED.

Tenoko1 has a way that she writes characters where you fall in love with them. I love Becky in this story.  Background pairing Dean/Castiel . Word:22,442

  How To Fall   By FortinbrasFTW

 '“I’ve been falling for some time, through darkness, and pain, and fire. And then I saw you, shining through the shadows, and I knew you would catch me one day. But you didn’t, I fell right past you, further than I ever imagined I could, and now I wonder if I’ve finally hit the ground.”'

When a spell goes wrong Sam ends up stranded in the north Canadian wilderness with nothing to do but bunker down and wait for rescue, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the broken angel he's accidentally brought along for the ride.

This was so good. Pairing Sam/Lucifer. Word:41,425. Podfic by Shmaylor

An Exercise In 'Worthless'  By Beastofthesky

 "I mean, you’re–” He gestures at Cas, in his neat oxford shirt and nice pants. “–and I’m a high school dropout who tattoos for a living.”

Wherein Dean makes a hefty living as a tattoo artist who owns the space next to Gabriel's cafe. Sam attends the local university. When Gabe's cousin comes to live with him while starting grad school at Sam's university, Dean thinks for sure that all his negative karma's coming to bite him in the ass because Cas clearly has a thing for Sam. No one would ever choose him over Sam. That's just logic.

This is great you will get your dose of angst. I shouldnt say that i dont want to put you off its a good story. I might be over dramatic. Pairing: Castiel/Dean , Sam/Gabriel. Word:26,547.  Podfic by skyunicorn

Thats the list it was going to be longer but I got frustrated and kind of messed it up twice before I got it right.... I mean it might be right lol. If a link sends you to the wrong place please tell me because that was one of the problems I had. I’m not made for tumblr. Also check out the authors other works because they are all great these are just my favorite. Some of these also have podfics if thats something you are into. Oppisum does the podfic for due cause if you have trouble finding that one hit me up i did too.

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Avi's making me answer all of them so now you have to, too. All the ones no one else asks you.

why do i even reblog these things when i know one of you are gonna do this 

am i a masochist

I’ll try to give solid answers. 

1) Sexuality?

i dont know not straight but not gay and also probably not bi because i dont just look at people of both sexes and think “damn id tap that” 

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

ben stiller probably 

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

i took vantas’ book because it became the one closest to me 

“’That is such a bizarre request I have to agree to do it.’“

4) What do you think about most?

what im doing with my life and why i picked the most unsteady and risky career choice ever and if ill end up fucked because of it

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“We’re meeting at Think Coffee at four. Come with us.”

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

usually with at least boxers on but sometimes naked

7) What’s your strangest talent?

i used to get into rap battles with kids in my high school class i like to think im talented enough to declare it a talent

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

girls dont like boys girls like cars and money. boys will laugh at girls when theyre not funny

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

ive had a diss rap written about me on a few occasions if that counts

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

probably a year ago i dont keep track of my intense solo shower performances

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

i dont know if either of these count since they mostly just make me uncomfortable but silence bugs me and so does the solo sound of clockwork

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

no but once i got a stick stuck up it because of someone else

13) What’s your religion?

athiest i guess? like i dont really believe in god or in any higher power otherwise wed have been snuffed out for being pieces of shit long ago

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

taking pictures or carryin a drink or running when its too damn early and too damn cold

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind it for sure

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

that changes by the day. today a band i listened to a lot was son lux

17) What was the last lie you told?

that it was fine

18) Do you believe in karma?

only when im mad

19) What does your URL mean?

i mean

read it

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

i asked vantas and he said the answer to both is “my eagerness to please” which i dont know if i agree with but i dont have a better answer

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

who ISNT my celebrity crush is a better question

my favorites and the ones i would shit myself to meet in person are tom franco, ben stiller, and robert downey jr

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

no and i dont really want to

23) How do you vent your anger?

i use it to be productive most of the time but if its anger on behalf of someone i smother the person i care about and try to forget my own feelings about it

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

cameras, picture frames, and vinyl records

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

video chatting for sure

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

im way happier with who i am than i was two years ago

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

a clock ticking or someone tappin in time to the passage OF time

vantas’ laugh

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

what if id never sent that anonymous message what if id just kept being who i was before

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

ghosts? psh fuck no. aliens? dude its a real thing aliens are real we have documented proof of it

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

wall on the right, vantas on the left

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

nothing really? i mean i could sniff vantas and then say i smell him but i dont really smell anything

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

im not sure i guess the hospital? nobody likes the hospital not even the staff

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

west coast

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

god have you seen todays performers theyre all fuckin gorgeous

maybe selena gomez she has a cute face even if im not that into her music

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

spend time with the people i care about and dont waste time on the people i dont

make them know theyre important

36) Define Art.

somebody expressing themselves and NOT bullshitting some deep and fake meaning onto somethin they didnt try with

37) Do you believe in luck?

not really

38) What’s the weather like right now?

its 60 degrees 

39) What time is it?

9pm

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes i drive and no ive never CRASHED but i did fuck up my tire rod and alignment once because i swerved to miss a dog if that counts as a crash

41) What was the last book you read?

a college textbook

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

not enough that id go huffin it but i definitely dont dislike it

43) Do you have any nicknames?

not technically i dont think

44) What was the last movie you saw?

black panther

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

a concussion because of the amnesia that followed suit

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

yeah

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

so theres this thing in northern new york called a garbage plate 

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

the same as #1

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

yeah and it sucked

50) Do you believe in magic?

no 

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

not if theyve done me wrong i dont particularly care that much about myself that id hate someone forever over something they did

52) What is your astrological sign?

saggitarius i think? im not sure i never keep up with horoscope stuff

53) Do you save money or spend it?

both 

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

dinner 

55) Love or lust?

love

56) In a relationship?

yes and its a damn good one

57) How many relationships have you had?

more than 10 but less than 30

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

no and i tried like a fucking IDIOT

59) Where were you yesterday?

school and also i had a meeting about my next job

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

no

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

god no i dont like socks

62) What’s your favorite animal?

chameleon (but birds are really fucking cool)

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

answered

64) Where is your best friend?

right beside me

65) Spit or swallow?(;

swallow

66) What is your heritage?

white and i dont think i can expand upon that without being laughed at for BEING white

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

i dont want to say sleeping but i think i was sleeping

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

do angels and demons HAVE last names? im not versed enough to make an educated guess

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

what kind of question is this doesnt EVERYBODY??

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

fuck no i wouldnt like me if i met me

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

i dont want to work for lucifer so id save the dog, spend the rest of my day off at the vet makin sure he got treated and then look for the owner

or keep him depending on how big the dog is

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

i wouldnt tell them right away i dont think but i dont think i could keep that from people i loved 

id spend the rest of those days doing everything i could to make sure everybody knows they were important to me and then i guess id write a will

i dont know if id be afraid because part of me doesnt want to die and the other part knows its inevitable and that i shouldnt waste time bein afraid of it because like it or not itll happen eventually

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

god thats a hard choice but can you have a real meaningful love without trust? i guess id have to give up love

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

noma - “brain power” 

its just impossible to not enjoy it or feel even a little pumped

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

nope im not cool with this one i cant answer it i am too paranoid

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

trust, some sacrifice, and lots of late night talks over late bought dinners 

77) How can I win your heart?

answered

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

yeah but to a certain point the creativity just becomes finger painting with your own shit while proclaiming you are the MASTER of modern fine arts and wont take any less than three million for your masterpiece 

or you know having a tantrum about paint pigment ownership so profound that it marks you in history books as the worlds biggest art cunt 

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

to try and make friends with a jaded grouch

80) What size shoes do you wear?

10

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

“buried naked without his rolex so dont even try”

82) What is your favorite word?

answered

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

soul

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

probably “its cool”

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

“alternate world” by son lux

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

red for sure

87) What is your current desktop picture?

one of those connect four memes 

its the pepperoni one but zoomed in on the pepperoni itself

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

no i do NOT want to kill anybody via explosion thats a shitty way to go 

hitler just in case

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“what are you afraid of”

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

ask them politely to leave i guess? what the fuck kind of scenario is this night at the museum

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

1) totally unrealistic i would not eat vegetables without there being some other food group involved and 

2) i really dont want superpowers im not the hero type and never will be

maybe some way to freeze time that also includes bringing someone along to the frozen time zone because i never have enough time

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

the time i got to talk to robert zemeckis because i was fanboying so hard i barely registered half the shit he said and half the advice he gave

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

i wouldnt erase any bad experience thats just asking for a butterfly effect scenario

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

nobody because 1) i am happy in my current relationship and dont really want to sleep around and 2) do they not get a say in it

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

hawaii because its probably warm and comforting there i can buy vantas a second ticket if the first is free

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

no

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

never thank fuck my cars interior costs more than i do

98) Ever been on a plane?

yeah a couple times

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

you cant go back in time and correct any mistakes so do it right the first time or make things right after you fuck up 

dont dwell on the stuff that doesnt matter and spend time on the stuff that does

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My Problems with Seasons 9 & 10

The Mark of Cain This was a problem with me, not only because it ran on through S9b till the end of S11 but because it never went where it should have gone.  From the moment Dean learned about The Mark, he knew Cain recieving it, invoved him killing his brother Abel. I knew this would somehow mean that Dean would have to kill Sam, because even though the Bible account is different from Cain’s account, Cain recieved the Mark in the Bible, because he killed his brother, so this should be the story arc right?  The foundation for it was laid more than once. and more than one foundation too. Cain laid out a parallel between his story and the Winchesters, by stating he killed Abel because Abel was talking to Lucifer, so he made a deal, his soul in Hell for Abels soul in Heaven, if he killed Abel himself. This is not at all out of the realm of Winchester storylines, it would have been a very good, sad, angsty-love filled storyline, but oddly enough, it never got brought back up.  Next, was Collette. Cain slaughtered the Knights of Hell, but Abaddon possessed Collette, the love of Cain’s life, who loved him unconditionally, and all she asked of him was to stop. Cain ends up killing Collette while trying to kill Abaddon before she smoked out. Though this was partially played out between Sam and Dean, and the parallel was made obvious when Dean killed Abaddon and Sam told him to stop, but no words were spoken as to why Dean really didnt want Sam there when he confronted her. Afterwards he told Sam “She could have nabbed you and bargained her way out, and I couldnt afford to screw this up” Wouldn’t Sam have liked to know the Collette story? Or since it was completely possible that she could possess Sam, now that his tattoo was gone, wouldn’t it have made a much better story to see how Dean could figure out how to kill Abaddon without killing Sam? 

Meanwhile, during this whole time, both Sam and Dean are studying Cain and Abel, and The Mark, looking for a cure, yet Sam never mentions Cain killed his brother, but only stressed concern that Dean would become a demon. Theres no way Sam didnt read this, or even know from the beginning, that thats why Cain recieved the Mark in the first place, because one doesnt need to be a Bible scholar to have heard that story. Yet, Sam never says “Um Dean ya know Cain killed his brother right? Isnt this gonna be a problem?” or even acknowledges it.  Next, Dean confronts Cain to kill him. During this time Cain tells Dean, he will kill Crowley, then Cas, then Sam. His story started when he killed his brother, and ultimately, that’s where Dean’s story will end. Now, for some reason, Dean never kills, nor attempts to kill Crowley, he does almost kill Cas, but walks away, and again, this never gets told to Sam. Finally, Dean summons Death, in hopes Death will kill him. Death tells him he can’t “Lest the Darkness be set free” and the key would be, to kill Sam, because Sam wont ever rest until he sets his brother free from The Mark. Now we finally get to a point where Dean may actually kill Sam, and Sam is shocked at this idea. Having been studying everything about The Mark for well over a year, Sam shouldn’t have been shocked. Hell, knowing Sam, he would have volunteered himself to be killed to save Dean right? We can say that Sam knew but never brought it up, because he knew Dean would never kill him, they’d been down this road before, but never acknowledging it, makes Sam look like he was completely unaware of main story. Several “Kill your brother” scenarios were set up, but not realy played out until the very end with Death’s ultimatum. “Do it.... or I will”. So it baffles me that the writers took the time to draw these outlines, and do little if anything with them.

Dean’s drinking This was a growing side issue through the 2nd half of S9 and the first half of S10. Once Dean recieved the Mark he drank heavier. He even hid liquor and waited for Sam to leave to drink it straight from the bottle. Looks like a real problem now right? Not really, because there’s no real progression from that point, beyond normal Dean drinking. In s10, while trying to subdue the Mark some, Dean decides to quit drinking and start eating and sleeping healthier. He’s successful for a while, and then in “No Place Like Home” we see him in a bar, looking at the liquor, and his hands shaking. Later in the same episode, he actually orders a shot, stares at it, but ends up not drinking it. OMG IS DEAN GONNA FALL OFF THE WAGON??? Not in this episode, but the following episode, About a Boy, he does. He orders a shot, stares at it, contemplates, we even have dramatic music in the background as he gives in and slowly downs the shot. Nothing strange happens. Next scene, he has some empty beers in front of him, having a nice chat with a girl about their separate times at the Royale Motel.  Dean’s drinking habits are back to normal, with no drama or even a word about it from Sam. So why did we even have to venture down that road?? I get that Supernatural isnt about real life problems, so things arent dealt with the same way we would deal with them, but to lead us on emotionally, as though they might be, is ... what? Sadistic? Sloppy? Bad story telling? All of the above? Maybe it’s just because they have so many writers that things tend to get lost, but I really think they should make effort to follow through, or dont bring certain things up at all.